[googles how to deal with being broken up with during quarantine]

…hewwo?

🥀

5oil:

https://instagram.com/p/BP62PyahacG/

virgoassbitch:

cobaltdays:

*sticks my bare ass in a sewer opening* oh no I sure hope no demon clown tries to eat my a

I’m on hold with time warner cable getting my WiFi shut off because this post was the last straw for me

haven’t been on here in a month lmao. hi

beforethecyborgs:

“Martyrdom is out of style.“

Toshiro Mifune in Akira Kurosawa’s noir film Drunken Angel (1948)

grandchild:

*being buried alive*

murderer, out of breath: how are you eating the dirt so quickly